• There are certainly worse things to be, Jennifer. [Hypable]
• And look, your "Silver Linings Playbook" clothes sold for $12,000 in auction. Cash fit for a princess! [FashTrack]
• The 12 creepiest uncles in movie history. Especially Uncle Fester. [Moviefone]
• The 25 weirdest movies streaming on Netflix right now. You know, like "Ninja Cheerleaders" and "Creep Van." [Complex]
• "Spring Breakers," at least one other James Franco movie and 8 other films worth tracking down in theaters in March. [The Playlist]
• 10 reasons to be pumped for "Oblivion," the movie that should remind people that Tom Cruise is still a movie star. [ScreenCrush]
• 6 must-see movies by "Stoker" director Park Chan-wook. No, they didn't forget "Oldboy" — how can you? [Vulture]
• 10 actresses (besides freakin' Anne Hathaway) who can carry a tune. [HyperVocal]
• Watch the endearingly odd early acting gigs of 13 Oscar winners. Yes, including freakin' Anne Hathaway. [The Week]
• "King Kong" Turns 80: 10 things to know about the film that inspired Peter Jackson to make movies. [Mental Floss]
• David Lynch is going to star in his daughter Jennifer's new film, "A Fall From Grace." Can we handle that much weird? [The Hollywood Reporter]